Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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