No stitches, just platelets and will power
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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