we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you made out with another girl for some wings
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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