I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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