No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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