You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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