I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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