I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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