I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
pop tarts are not kleenex
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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