The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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