Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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