For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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