I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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