Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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