This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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