I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What a dumb baby whore.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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