Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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