Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just cut my nipple shaving
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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