Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize