is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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