oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
God, I missed his penis.
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