so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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