Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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