So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
this will be a night to untag.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize