it hurts more in the daytime
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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