Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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