People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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