I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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