Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this just has baby written all over it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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