I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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