Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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