For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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