Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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