He disabled his match.com account in front of me
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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