do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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