Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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