they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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