nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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