she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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