yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
