I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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