Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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