I hate your face
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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