In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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