I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
These tits shall not be calmed
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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