this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sober January is a disaster.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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