I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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