STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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