Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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