She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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