all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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