i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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