just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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