you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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