my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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